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Assembling the Worlds Cheapest Fake Christmas Tree - For Dummies
by Bob

First Step:
Assemble the Base - press down on each leg to be sure it is secure.

Second Step:
Insert tree “trunk” into base.

Third Step
Make sure upper portion of “trunk” is secure in the lower portion.

Fourth Step
Grab cheesie branches firmly at the base, and put into branch holder.

Fifth Step
Press Branches into slots.

Sixth Step
Carefully inspect all branches to be sure they are properly seated.

Seventh and final Step
Spread the branches out evenly.

And just like that, you’re all done. You assembled the worlds cheapest fake Christmas tree in no time flat.